• John Green: nice eyes
  • John Green: a dash of wit
  • John Green: perfect sense of humour
  • John Green: a pinch of angsty outlook on the world
  • John Green: beautiful face
  • John Green: tons of courage
  • John Green: some acceptable flaws
  • John Green: leave to simmer
  • John Green: I have created the perfect character!
  • John Green: now die!